About Balance...

Ok. Lets see.

1. My neck hurts like hell today.
2. I'm terribly unfond of my job and its less than formidable income.
3. Job market bites ass.
4. No clue what Christmas holds in store for my kiddo, or what funds will be available.
5. I didn't marry a sane person, so I cannot divorce a sane person.
6. I have undeletable spyware on my PC.
7. My sweatpants have a hole in the crotch, and this seasons sweats for women don't have elastic around the ankle, which is a necessity.
8. My Levis are a size 12 tall, Gap jeans are a 10 reg...whats up with that? Either way, I'm offended.
9. My best pal Angie is pregnant, and I worry about her killing someone with a spork. 5 more months to go, tickticktick.
10. The last three celestial events that have happened have been covered up by clouds and rain, so no dragging the telescope out.


However...
I have opened one eye several times a night for the last 3 nights and found the arms of the coolest man alive wrapped all around me, smiled, and gone back to sleep. And that cancels out all that other stuff up there for now :)